WWKD?

When there is a baby in the house... what will the kitties do?
We have our suspicions.
That one. Max. Jan Brady. The middle child; the special one. He's going to want to be On. It. All. The. Time. Because it will be smelly and warm. Those are two of his favorite things. If we could keep the smelly warm thing in a small, enclosed space, Max of the Golden Urethra* would be well pleased.
The one in the front will treat it with the same disdain he treats small dogs: "What IS that THING?" He can't hear, so he won't be bothered by the noise. He does like to be held like a baby, though, so he will also resent it.
The above, Mistress Hazel is going to haaaaaate it. She does not like loud noises. At all. Or strangers. Which this will be. A small, loud stranger that smells weird. I expect that Hazel will be spending a lot more time in the basement.

*at this time last year, Max "blocked", which is a nice way of saying that he cost me $1500 dollars because he couldn't pee anymore. Cats never block during normal vet hours. They only block after 1:00 on Saturdays, through Sunday night.