(I tell myself this now as I look up, and he is dragging a ribbon of string cheese across the dashboard of the car*... Remember, you will LOOK BACK and be thankful. You don't have to be thankful every bloody minute of the day, and it was smart of me to put a package of baby wipes in the car.**)
The long answer is long and I rarely have time when I can sort out my thoughts. And it's long.***
But I think people only have to start worrying about me if I show up with those dreadful stick figure families stuck onto my car window. Then help is needed.
*what the hell are kids thinking? Oh, and we are parked. My brain has not disintegrated that much yet.
**you never outgrow your need for baby wipes. They are useful not only for humans but for the interiors of automobiles.
***did I mention the longness?