Sunday, January 27, 2013

Go Poop

The following is a transcript of an actual event.

I have to go poop!

Privacy please.

You’d better get to the couch fast.

Mama, why don’t you shave?

Mama, what is that you’re putting on your hands?

Hey Mama, day care got an R2D2 toy. Jandro’s got an R2D2 costume.

Mama, Jandro also got a little R2D2 things for Halloween.

sings "Take me out to the ballgame."

whisper sings "I sing a song while I poop."

sings "Take me out to the ballgame."

squeak sings "Take me out to the ballgame."

Hey mama, mama! sings in silly voice ranging from low to high in tune of "Take me out to the ball game"  Take me out to the ballgame, if you give me some jelly I’ll throw down on somebody’s face on the stinky team of football stinky football team not my favorite buy me some peanuts and cracker jack one two three four five one two three four five six, six seven eight nine ten eleven I say (unintelligible)

sings “Deep in the hundred acre wood,” intentionally mixing up the words.

transfers into "Take me out to the ballgame"

Done, mama!

Mama, I’m done!


Mattress Fever said...

HA!...he might have a career play'n a young Krystal in a future video i'm think'n :)

susan smith said...

"A chip off the old block" as that saying goes--sounds just like his papa at that age--I used to crack up!!!!!!!!! Now I am again! Grammasue