Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Birth Control

How to stop liking your partner, in 3 easy steps:

1. Have a baby.
2. Get no sleep.
3. Get a cold.
4. Have the baby get a cold.
5. Shake.

We were the picture of birth control a few mornings ago, as Finn gamboled about merrily while Pete and I lay on the couch and floor, respectively, in our underwear, moaning and lolling from lack of sleep.

Show THAT to your health class full of randy teens.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I promise you it does get better, but it seems like it takes an eternity, and the memories of it erode. Hang in there.