How to stop liking your partner, in 3 easy steps:
1. Have a baby.
2. Get no sleep.
3. Get a cold.
4. Have the baby get a cold.
We were the picture of birth control a few mornings ago, as Finn gamboled about merrily while Pete and I lay on the couch and floor, respectively, in our underwear, moaning and lolling from lack of sleep.
Show THAT to your health class full of randy teens.