I have enough socks.
I have more than enough socks.
Why do I have so many socks?
Why do I still feel like I need to buy socks when I am at Target? Is it just because Target makes you buy things, in general? I understand the $50 exit fee and everything, but does it have to always be in socks and Five Dollar DVD's?
I don't need to buy socks for... a very long time.
I will not buy any more socks for... a very long time. We're not talking epochal or anything, but at least until I don't have two drawers of socks bursting out of my chifforobe.*
*Yes, I wrote "chifforobe," and yes, we have one. No, we are not characters in "To Kill a Mockingbird."
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