It's always nice to read a headline like this when one is in the market for a day care:
"Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care"
Let's count the things that are wrong with that story, aside from the headline itself:
1. Why would you drink something that blue?
2. Where do you keep your wiper fluid?
3. Why would a day care be giving kids Kool-Aid?
4. Americans don't know what real food is.
5. Doesn't wiper fluid have a distinct non-fruity odor?
I am never going to find child care.