Friday, March 13, 2009

Hey, Kool-Aid!

It's always nice to read a headline like this when one is in the market for a day care:

"Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care"

Let's count the things that are wrong with that story, aside from the headline itself:

1. Why would you drink something that blue?
2. Where do you keep your wiper fluid?
3. Why would a day care be giving kids Kool-Aid?
4. Americans don't know what real food is.
5. Doesn't wiper fluid have a distinct non-fruity odor?

I am never going to find child care.

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