Because I can, and it would be fun to go to New York City again, because the last time I was there, babywhumpus started his premature entry into the world, unbeknownst to me... because it's high time he started paying his own way, I give you:
Pimping out your child for personal gain.
The Parents Magazine cover model contest.
Tell your friends, if you want. I have no shame. Well, I have a little shame. I do find this to be highly embarrassing and it possibly makes my character entirely suspect. It's terrible, I know, and I am not sure what possessed me, but there he is.
I think I have been watching too much America's Next Top Model.