A few nights ago, Pete had an alternate universe dream in which he was married to another woman, and they had three kids. He frequently has dreams in which he is married to the wrong woman, meaning not me, and in the dream, he knows this and is upset about it. In this dream, he worked as counselor at a hotel. I am not sure what kind of hotel needs a counselor; perhaps it was one with really intense vacationing going on. Pete was concerned that he not screw things up too much on his alternate universe because he figured that the Pete who belonged there would be back. He was also mad that he had no say in their names. "What's this one's name?" he asked his alternate universe wife.
"Boyge," she answered.
Boyge. We'll save that for the next one.
Or maybe the dog.