I don't have to bolt my food. I can slow down and chew. Taste stuff.
I am sitting on the couch , in my pj's, with my laptop and a mug of coffee, at 10:45 on a Friday.
Also, there are no cats here, so something with cheese can just sit on the table, unmolested, un-gnawed. Safe.
I can swear. We're at the point at home where certain things need to be spelled (C-O-O-K-I-E), and we really should stop swearing. Fuck.