"My mom's having a baby..."

...said the check out guy at Whole Foods.

I said "Wow!" thinking that she must be in, say, her early fifties.

"Yeah, he said, she's, like, 41, so..."

*gulp*

It was one of those moments when you think "Wait, are you old enough to be getting paid to ring up my groceries?"

Then you think "My god, I could have a twenty-year-old kid right now, if I had even a late-teen pregnancy."

Then "So I could be YOUR mom, Mr. Check-out Guy."

And then "So that would make me... old."